So much has happened since last we met.
The Big 12 no longer is our best bet.
Easterly we look with a shit eaten grin.
To the promise land called “The Big Ten.”
No longer the word FINISH upon our players’ wrists.
Because Texas politics will seize to exist.
Networks will no longer over look us.
It’s the Big Ten Network or Bust!
Although we will miss our ole friend OU.
We can make a new friend in PSU.
We can mix it up with Wolverines and Trojans.
Da Bones will fall with great explosions.
We can look straight into the eyes of Hawks and Bucks.
And blind them with our Big Red Luck.
I hope the Big Ten is ready to let us in.
Cuz in 2011 the games begin!
But for now our biggest challenge is ahead.
It’s the final tour of the Big 12, for the Big Red.
To our Big 8 family, it’s been a blast
To the rest of you, you can kiss our Big Red ASS!!!