I found this out on another fan site, apparently making the rounds on the Net.
I believe in Tom, the AD Almighty,
the restorer of Pride and Respect
and in Bo Pelini, His prodigal coach:
Who was brought in by Frank Solich,
born of the 2003 defensive swagger,
suffered under Steve Pederson,
was looked over, fired, and moved on.
He descended into Oklahoma.
The third year with LSU, He won a National Championship.
He ascended back to Nebraska
and sits at the right hand of Tom, the AD,
whence He shall come to judge the offense
and the defense.
I believe in the pinnacle of college football,
the University of Nebraska,
the Assistant Coaches,
the Watson Coast Offense,
the resurrection of the team,
and national prominence everlasting!