Crawford's Page

"Home field advantage goes to the ground dweller yellow vermin.  Therefore the point spread.  Weather is an advantage to NU because we don't have a passing game nor a field goal unit worth a dang.  Probably a ground game will…"

"Ya shouldn't  pick against Nebraska in a game like this.  It's almost like being a Nellie.  Just can't do it.     Nee-Bwaska  28     Mild-cats        21"

"The Huskers nearly pulled off the upset last year....only losing by 5 points in SF's first year at the helm.  After consulting the Ouija Board and the Magic 8 Ball....there is an upset brewing this year at home.  Irrational…"

"If the Huskers beat Illinois, it will be the 900th win in school history, joining only Michigan, tOSU, Texas, Bama and Notre Dame as the only schools to have at least 900 wins.     Forecast is 76 degrees with a 50% chance of showers.…"

"Big Red  31 Puppies   17"

"Huskers like their Buffalo Steaks medium-rare. Corn-Smackers  35 hot-air gusts       28"

"The sacrificial lamb for NU's season opener will take home a big payday for appearing in Memorial Stadium. S Bama's home stadium holds 33,471, but averages only 18,000 per home game. The Jaguars will be overwhelmed in a sea of red and will…"

"8 to 9 wins.  Just like all the other irrationally exhuberant fans on here.  "